Hah! You thought this blog was orphaned, didn't you? Go ahead, admit it. You wanted it to be stale, didn't you. It would serve to reinforce your world view of bloggers, wouldn't it? Well, wouldn't it?!? Go ahead, answer the question - wouldn't it!!!!!!

Oh wait... ok...

I feel better now. Ok, take a deep breath...

Ok, I'm definitely better now.